Quantcast
Channel: Todd Walton – Under The Table
Browsing all 376 articles
Browse latest View live

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Funny Love Story

A longtime resident of Melody, a small coastal town in northern California, Joseph Ross is seventy-four, healthy, friendly, attractive to women, and thrice divorced. A few months ago, after three...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The Songster

Joseph Ross and Carmen Fernandez are making a movie together with the working title Funny Love Story. Joseph is seventy-five, a movie director emerging from several years of creative dormancy. Carmen...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Stephen Ornofsky

“Celia will be here any minute,” says Maya Johansen, small and slender and seventy-seven, confined to a wheelchair for the last fifteen years. “Go on now, Stephen. You’ll be late.” “You know my pub...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

4. Her Makeup

Early on a sunny Saturday morning in June, Stephen Ornofsky sits in a big wooden chair on the deck of the beautiful one-story redwood house where he lives in Melody, a small town on the north coast of...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

6. Future Life

Near the end of Stephen Ornofsky’s performance the audience is laughing so hard, Stephen has to wait several seconds for the laughter to subside before he can say anything else, and as he waits, he is...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

What’s In A Name? Revisited

I recently read aloud to Marcia part of my essay What’s In A Name? I originally posted the piece on my blog ten years ago. We had several good laughs during the reading, and since everybody can use a...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Todd’s New Oasis

I’m happy to announce the publication of my new book Oasis Tales of the Conjuror and other stories. Some of you may be familiar with my science-fiction novella Oasis Tales of the Conjuror because I...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Ego Chronicle #17

Todd’s bud vase made in 1966 Just prior to my senior year of high school, much to my parents’ dismay, I decided not to continue on the science and math track they had hoped would turn me into a...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Without A Story

There once was a man who made his living writing funny short stories. The man’s name was Azben Hummingbird and the stories he wrote came to him unceasingly for fifty years until one day they stopped....

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

After Rosalind

This is a story about Desdemona Peoples, known to her friends and those who read her poetry as Dez Peoples. She works at Oberon’s, the only stationery store in town, and used to be married to Larry...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Rosalind’s Choice

This is the sequel to After Rosalind. The only child of a well-known American poet, Rosalind Peoples always thought she would be a poet, too, but at twenty-five has yet to develop the habit of writing...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Coastal Drama Games

In 1972 I was living in a commune in Santa Cruz and piecing together my minimal living by working for three bucks an hour as a landscaper and house painter while playing guitar and singing for tips in...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Rosalind and Dez In Lausanne

This is the sequel to Rosalind’s Choice. Dear Katrina Rosalind here, hoping all is well with you and the gang at Café Bleu. I’ve taken to writing actual letters again as part of my attempt to wean...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Only Be Rosalind

Dez Peoples is sixty-six, an American poet living in Lausanne, Switzerland with her daughter Rosalind, who is twenty-eight, a photographer and writer. They have lived in Lausanne for three years and...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Rosalind Finds the Plot

On a warm day in August, Rosalind Peoples is taking a bath in a huge white claw-foot bathtub with enormous brass fixtures, the bathroom filled with summer sunlight. Rosalind and her mother Dez...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The Cook and the Mouse and the Cat

Francois This is a story about a woman named Genevieve. She is a cook for two writers who live in a beautiful house in Lausanne, not far from Lake Geneva. Genevieve is fifty-seven and has blonde hair...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Relationship Interview #4

Mark and Bernice meet through Find The One, a web site designed to assist people in their search for life partners. Satisfied with what they intuit about each other from their brief emails, Mark and...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Relationship Interview #5

(this is the sequel to Relationship Interview #4) Mark and Bernice met through Find The One, a web site designed to assist people in their search for life partners. Their first date went well, and...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Relationship Interview #6

This is the sequel to Relationship Interview #5. Bernice is fifty-seven with brown hair going gray. Mark is sixty-four with gray hair turning white. They met through Find The One, a...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Relationship Interview #7

This is the sequel to Relationship Interview #6. Mark and Bernice have had three dates since they met through Find The One, a web site for people seeking life partners. Bernice is fifty-seven, Mark...

View Article
Browsing all 376 articles
Browse latest View live